Elon Musk

Elon Musk @elonmusk

@dennishegstad We will enable organizations to manage affiliations

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

@HSajwanization I hope they keep cursing me on Twitter, as it increases advertising revenue!

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

@nichegamer Especially bizarre given that almost no one came to the office. Estimated cost per lunch served in past 12 months is >$400.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

@dennishegstad Increasing granularity about what “verified” actually means is the right move

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

@_hawko False. Twitter spends $13M/year on food service for SF HQ. Badge in records show peak occupancy was 25%, average occupancy below 10%.

There are more people preparing breakfast than eating breakfast.

They don’t even bother serving dinner, because there is no one in the building.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

@EricFrohnhoefer Then please correct me. What is the right number?

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

@EricFrohnhoefer Twitter is super slow on Android. What have you done to fix that?

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

@EricFrohnhoefer @MEAInd True, the food is great.

The fact that you don’t realize that there are up to 1200 “microservices” being called when someone uses the Twitter app is not great.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

@EricFrohnhoefer @MEAInd I’m ready through the list right now

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

@sampullara Part of today will be turning off the “microservices” bloatware. Less than 20% are actually needed for Twitter to work!

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

@sampullara And we will finally stop adding what device a tweet was written on (waste of screen space & compute) below every tweet. Literally no one even knows why we did that …

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

@langdon @EricFrohnhoefer @pokemoniku He’s fired

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

Twitter is like open-sourcing the news

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

How do you make a small fortune in social media?

Start out with a large one.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

Freedom Fridays …

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

New Twitter policy is freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach.

Negative/hate tweets will be max deboosted & demonetized, so no ads or other revenue to Twitter.

You won’t find the tweet unless you specifically seek it out, which is no different from rest of Internet.

414.2K November 18, 2022

Elon Musk @elonmusk

Kathie Griffin, Jorden Peterson & Babylon Bee have been reinstated.

Trump decision has not yet been made.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

Note, this applies just to the individual tweet, not the whole account

133.8K November 18, 2022

Elon Musk @elonmusk

Vox Populi, Vox Dei

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

Trump poll getting ~1M votes/hour!

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

Just leaving Twitter HQ code review

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely – my variant on Occam’s Razor

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

134M people have seen this poll

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

The people have spoken.

Trump will be reinstated.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

938.5K November 20, 2022

Elon Musk @elonmusk

Twitter is ALIVE

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

And lead us not into temptation …

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

Our love will never die

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